Oof, it has been a long time since we’ve seen a TV interview this cringeworthy — certainly from Ellen DeGeneres!
But the daytime leader tries one of her typical bits during a chat on Wednesday, and Dakota Johnson is NOT biting! But why..?
The convo begins with talk of Dakota’s big 3-0 celebration, and Ellen doing her usual wounded act where she says she is annoyed at being left out:
“How was the party? I wasn’t invited.”
But this time the Fifty Shades Freed star called her on that TV BS — saying:
“Actually, that’s not the truth, Ellen. You were invited.”
“Last time I was on the show, last year, you gave me a bunch of s**t about not inviting you, but I didn’t even know you wanted to be invited.”
“Well, who doesn’t want to be invited to a party?”
To which Dakota responds:
“Well, I didn’t even know you liked me.”
Um. Hmm. Ellen shoots back:
“Of course I like you! You knew I liked you!”
A moment of thick silence. Oh man.
Someone isn’t buying Ellen’s act at all! She thinks the daytime TV queen is a big Hollywood phony! And she’s accidentally revealing it on the air! Awkward! Ellen then asks:
“You’ve been on the show many times, and don’t I show like?”
Yeah, gurl, we think she’s implying you show it on TV, and she still doesn’t believe it. Something tells us she also doesn’t invite Jimmy Fallon to things…
But then Dakota brings it back to this year’s party, saying:
“But I did invite you, and you didn’t come.”
Oh man, that must have sealed the deal on Dakota’s impression of Ellen. Meanwhile the host scrambles to find footing, demanding to know if the actress is sure she invited her. Dakota remains adamant.
In fact, she gets backup! After an incredulous exchange, she says:
“Ask everybody. Ask Jonathan, your producer.”
And Jonathan corroborates Dakota! Now Ellen has to switch gears, demanding of her employee:
“I was invited? Why didn’t I go?”
Thankfully someone who works for Ellen is practiced in coming up with excuses and tosses in:
“You were out of town!”
Which Ellen happily picks up. Then she comes closer to what is probably the actual reason, saying:
“It was probably in Malibu. That’s too far for me to go.”
For those not in California, this is going to sound like some El Lay nonsense, but we can confirm Malibu is precisely one hour from everywhere. So an hour away too far for a party you really wanted to go to? No wonder Dakota thinks Ellen is full of crap when she shows her like!
Ellen finally concedes, saying she does remember being invited now and “thank you.”
Dakota just nods. It’s the face of someone who has known the whole convo who she’s talking to and is being bemusedly patient with her…