The Best Movies & TV Shows Coming To Netflix This December | Betches

December. What a beautiful month. Though the cold weather is not my favorite, December still has a lot to offer. These quick 31 days are filled with ugly sweaters, dreidels, Mariah Carey’s soul-filled voice, office holiday parties, latkes, and lots and lots of presents (hopefully). Oh, and a bunch of new movies and TV shows to binge and cuddle up to during the dreadfully cold days. Grab your newly cuffed bae and let’s get started. Here’s all the best stuff coming to a Netflix device near you this December. ‘Burlesque’ Yeahhhhh you heard that right! Christina Aguilera and Cher make their way back to our computer screens in this 2010 cult classic. I know you all still sing “Show Me …

Is The Weeknd Releasing A Song About Selena Gomez? The Evidence | Betches

Right off the heels of Selena Gomez releasing View this post on Instagram A post shared by The Weeknd (@theweeknd) on lyrics like “We found each other/I helped you out of a broken place/You gave me comfort/But falling for you was my mistake” (perhaps referencing how Selena and The Weeknd dated post-breakup with Justin Bieber and while Selena needed a kidney transplant); “Ooh, when no one know what love is/And I know it ain’t you for sure/You’d rather something toxic/So, I poison myself again, again/’Til I feel nothing” (probably alluding to her desire to get back with Bieber even though he objectively sucks for her); and my personal favorite, “I said I didn’t feel nothing, baby, but I lied/I almost …

Prince Andrew’s Interview About His Relationship With Jeffrey Epstein Could Not Have Gone Worse | Betches

Oof. Prince Andrew, Duke of York, decided to sit down for a TV interview with BBC, where he was questioned about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. And if he thought this was going to be something that would help him clear his name, things did not go as planned, let me tell ya. No, ma’am. For those of us who may not know, Prince Andrew is the third child of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, making him Harry and William’s uncle. He was also accused by Virginia Roberts Giuffre for having sex raping with her when she was 17 years old and offered to him by Epstein. Gross! Prince Andrew has denied these allegations, which is what he did …

Are Kylie And Drake A Thing? An Investigation | Betches

It’s been over a month since we first found out about Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s highly skeptical about the timing of the split with Travis’ new song, things between them have been pretty quiet lately. It seems like they’re still on good terms when it comes to parenting Stormi, but that’s all that’s going on. Fine, I’ll accept that I was wrong, and the breakup wasn’t just a publicity stunt. But now that the dust has settled from Kylie’s split with Travis, there are already lots of rumors about who she is seeing these days, and uh, they’re saying it’s Drake. That’s right, Kylie Jenner has been spending time with Champagne Papi himself, and I really don’t know how to feel …

How Couples Are Getting Engaged In 2019, From The Ring To The Proposal | Betches

and fabulousThe Knot As you can guess from the title of the study, it’s all about proposing and the One important thing I noticed from The Knot study is that most people getting engaged today are between the ages of 25 (cool cool cool cool, just kill me now) and 34. If you’re wondering what constitutes “most people,” it’s a whopping 67%. And if you’re wondering how old the proposers are, 38% of them are 25–29 and 27% are 30–34 years old. Just judging off the ages of the people I know who are getting engaged, this is not that surprising, but still slightly depressing for me, a But before we get into the way most proposals are going down, …

This Halloween Wedding Is Straight Out Of Your Nightmares | Betches

In our society, more often than not, weddings tend to look pretty similar. While people have different preferences about flowers, colors, dress silhouette, etc., most weddings still consist of your standard white dress and a big, beautiful cake. But not everyone has the same dream for their wedding, and for one bride, her dream wedding was more of a nightmare. To celebrate Halloween, Betches Brides style, we spoke to Dre Fox, a bride who got married last weekend in a true Halloween wedding extravaganza. “As long as I can remember, I have been called the Queen of Halloween—always taking it WAY too seriously, spending months crafting and handmaking my outfits.” When Dre met her now-husband Josh, the two instantly bonded …

Hookup Horror Story: Sleep Talk | Betches

Another week, another hookup horror story. This week’s latest awkward sex from U Up? will definitely make you feel better about your own hookups and relationships—yeah, it’s that insane. Let’s dive in. Hey J and J, Love the podcast! It makes me feel I have a superpower for understanding the male mind. All my friends totally love all of the unsolicited advice I give them about their love lives now. I know y’all have gotten a few sleep talking awkward sex moments but this one was way more than talking. I have a once-or-twice-a-year booty call thing with a guy I dated for 2-3 months a couple of years ago. Last night he came over and after hooking up, he …

I Found A Lump On My BreastHere’s What I Wish I Knew | Betches

It really was my fault for being so optimistic. I went to bed early, at 10pm, and didn’t even take any anti-anxiety or sleeping pills. I suffer from 70% chance of developing breast cancer in my lifetime (and my doctor told me it’s more like 85%). It’s what Angelina Jolie has and what made her decide to get a preventative double mastectomy. I’m also predisposed to BRCA because I’m 65% Ashkenazi Jewish, which gives me a 80% chance that it’s still not cancer, so really the texture of it is meaningless. If you find anything weird, you need to just go to your doctor. My doctor only had an abdomen ultrasound, so she’s making me get a more in-depth ultrasound …

All the Right-Wing Attacks on Greta Thunberg Are Backfiring | Betches

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Thunberg is being regarded as a true leader of this cause, which obviously means that some people on the right are taking uncalled for jabs at her founded on nothing else besides Mad Libs-styled insults. When will news anchors realize it’s their job to report the news, not test out material for While Greta has very impressively prioritized a global conversation about climate change and helped turn out millions for last week’s climate strike, she has another impressive win under her belt: getting Fox News to… apologize? Now we’ve heard everything.  The offensive comments were made by Michael Knowles, who works for Ben Shapiro’s website, so honestly he didn’t get HR training to be told that’s not …

Mike Johnson Speaks Out About Demi Lovato & Not Being The Bachelor | Betches

While a lot of us (Sweetest Betch You’ll Ever Meet and It’s Britney, Betch) are saying a prayer of thanks that Mike Fleiss has finally granted us reprieve from six hours of reality television every week, others (me, Brett Vergara) are still reeling from the revelation that Peter will be the next Bachelor. Now, don’t get me wrong, on any other season, Peter would have been a great choice. I’m glad they didn’t pull some bullsh*t and revive some random dude from the dead (or, in Bachelor terms, five years ago). And, to be clear, Peter is a fine choice for Bachelor. He made it to the top three on Hannah’s season, and he seems like a perfectly nice guy. But notice …

5 Low-Key Ways To Introduce Kinks Into The Bedroom | Betches

ShipFransisco Ramirez, MPH1. Yes/No/Maybe Lists Yes/no/maybe lists aren’t sexual contracts. They’re just a super fun bonding activity (without the handcuffs) that helps you come up with new sex stuff to try. You basically sit down for a dirty little brainstorm sesh with your partner to create a master list of all the and want to explore together. When you run out of ideas, separate, make a cup of tea, relax in the bath, and organize the list into your own “yes,” “no,” and “maybe” categories.  Done? Regroup and discuss. Cringing at the thought of reviewing your lists at the kitchen table like some sort of formal business deal with a client? Swap papers so the other person can read it …

4 Insane Wedding Stories That Will Give You Life Betches

I love the internet sometimes. Wedding and psycho bride stories are the gifts that keep right on giving, and I’m here to write about and make fun of them. Talk about a dream gig. I’m not saying I’m without fault here; I definitely had my own psycho bride moments. I may or may not have ordered 30 umbrellas, then called the company threatening them that they better arrive in 24 hours because there was a 10% chance of rain on my wedding day. Spoiler alert: It didn’t rain and I then had to return 30 umbrellas. But that’s neither here nor there. Today, we’re thanking Birch Event Design, an amazing wedding and event design and planning company, for sharing with …

Get Your Sh*t Together – It’s Virgo Season: Weekly Horoscopes August 19-23 Betches

Welcome to Virgo season—do you have your day planner ready? Virgo is a sign that is known for very much having its sh*t together, meaning this month is the perfect time to clean up the (literal) hot mess that has been your summer. Harness some of that old back-to-school energy and get your life in order for fall. And yes, buying a new fall wardrobe totally counts as “harnessing back-to-school energy.” Your bank account might hate you, but whatever. You’re welcome. You’re finally ready to get back on the wellness train, Aries, so you’d better get caught up on the latest Diet Starts Tomorrow podcast (shameless plug). As the balls-to-the-wall Leo Season energy starts to give way to significantly more …

A Trainer’s Honest Review Of Khlo K’s Go-To Butt Sculpting Machine Betches

Khloé Kardashian’s body transformation has been astonishing regardless of all the surgeries, and I respect how hard the girl grinds in the gym when she’s not in post-op. She’s been the most publicly open about her fitness journey of all her sisters, she came out with a Good American fitness wear line, and she has her own fitness-centered transformation show, Revenge Body. So when I was given the opportunity to try out a piece of at-home workout equipment that Khloé’s featured on her app as a “must-have,” I had to say yes. The machine is from the DB Method. It’s a foldable contraption that looks like half of a see-saw that works your butt. Honestly, that’s kind of what you’re doing on …

Dear Influencers: It’s Not The Algorithm, It’s You Betches

By now we’ve probably all witnessed the infamous influencer mating cry to their followers at least once: Turn on notifications! The algorithm is hiding my posts and depriving all of you, my amazing Insta fam, of my latest collagen lube ad. Hit those three dots in the top right corner ladies!! Here’s the thing: maybe it’s not the algorithm, maybe it’s you. Ever since Instagram stopped showing posts chronologically, which was a long f*cking time ago, it’s clear that not all of your followers see all your posts, and that the posts we see most frequently are from people we follow more closely and whose content we like. It also shows us the “better” posts of people we follow more casually. For …