The Shirk Report Volume 533

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

20 IMAGES

Friday!
Can a gif cause congestion?
Does anyone not do this?
Ridiculously photogenic jogger realizes mid stride what was happening
This guy is toast when he gets home | Him too
The laziest game of fetch you will ever see
Whoa
This guy got sick of people asking him for free ice cream in exchange for exposure
Subtle trolling is the best trolling
That’s one way to pull up
Jacob will lead us
When you show up on the last day of the group project
I can’t stop watching this | Later that day
How many of you tried immediately after reading this?
Technology!
Shwing!
#ParentingHack
#CashierHack
#HeroHack
Until next week

10 ARTICLES

What It Felt Like to Almost Die
Pick a dollar amount. You receive that amount as long as most people pick a higher amount.
For Smart Animals, Octopuses Are Very Weird
How Modern Life is Transforming the Human Skeleton
Venice is Dying a Long, Slow Death
From a Feud With Roseanne Barr to Walking Away From $110 Million for Season 10: 30 Fascinating Facts About Seinfeld
Dive beneath the pyramids of Egypt’s black pharaohs
In Defense of Mayonnaise
Destroyer of Worlds
Miracle on Dan Bus #4

5 VIDEOS + dog dab

Original Article : HERE ; The Ultimate Survival Food: The Lost Ways